Walking on the Moon

And the only man to have a hit-and-run accident on the lunar surface!

Back in the '70s, Chad accidentally slammed into his co-pilot with the lunar rover, leaving the poor guy in a coma ever since!

Permanently blacklisted by NASA, Chad has been reduced to a life of shame and humiliation, eking out a living as a third-rate celebrity pitchman on late-night TV commercials ("carpet so soft, you'll swear you're walking on the moon!")

Chad is presented with an opportunity to redeem himself and regain his place in the spotlight

The only problem is, there are strings attached as well as possible murder charges! In spite of his reservations, Chad throws caution to the wind and blasts off into an orbit of celebrity infamy

He is soon surrounded by colorful crackpots and conniving con-men and ultimately wishes he were still up there, "Walking on the Moon"