The Ultimate Christmas Show (Abridged)

The Ultimate Christmas Show (Abridged) $15.99

Reed Martin & Austin Tichenor

Published by Broadway Play Publishing

3 Male 0 Female

Welcome to the Annual Holiday Variety Show and Christmas Pageant at St. Everybody's Non-Denominational Universalist Church

All faiths are welcome because we'll believe anything

But there's a problem ...

None of the acts scheduled to perform have arrived

So three members are pressed into service to perform the entire Variety Show and Christmas Pageant by themselves

An irreverent yet heartwarming trip through the holidays, this is festive, funny, physical, family fun as these Three Wise Guys send up and celebrate our favorite holiday traditions

The Critics adored it ...


"Triumphant!" ~ Creative Loafing, Charlotte, NC

"Side-splitting!" ~ Nashua Telegraph

"A complete delight!" -Two On The Aisle

"Nothing less than hysterical!" ~ Zingology

"Brought down the house with gales of laughter" ~ Theatre Mirror

"Side-splitting fun A night of belly-aching laughter!" ~ New England Theatre Geek

"A pure delight from start to finish Inspired madness!" ~ Broadway World

"Gloriously irreverent style a Christmas pageant gone horribly, hilariously awry" ~ Dallas Morning News

" ... will make your spirits bright, whether you joyfully embrace the upcoming season or get dragged into it kicking and screaming" ~ Broadway World

" ... zany, irreverent, side-sticker-inducing amalgam of vaudeville, improv and song. Thunderous, standing applause" ~ Arts à la Mode, Charlotte, NC

"Critic's Choice! They tell me vaudeville died some time ago, but the knockabout, anything-for-a-laugh spirit of the ancient genre is alive and well. Agile and quick witted there's no denying their ingenuity when it comes to grabbing comedy out of thin air" ~ Boston Globe

"Delightfully twisted holiday cheer. Christmas will never be the same once you share the holiday with the inspired lunacy of the masters of condensing the classics" ~ San Diego Theatre World

"The bad boys of abridgment are in fine comedic form This rollicking romp lovingly skewers every holiday tradition you can imagine" ~ The Accidental Thespian, Washington, DC

"Stunningly hilarious a must see for your entire family!" ~ KDHX Radio, St. Louis

"It is a long time since I have seen an audience laugh as loud and as long as this ... a delight that will keep you smiling for days and a great way to get you in the true holiday spirit" ~ LGBT Weekly, San Diego

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