The Au Pair Man

This two-hander comedy concerns a rough Irish bill collector named Hartigan who becomes a love slave and companion to an English lady named Elizabeth

Elizabeth lives in a cluttered London town house which looks like a museum for a British Empire on which the sun has long set

Even the door bell chimes out the national anthem

Hartigan is immediately conscripted into her service in return for which she agrees to teach him how to be a gentleman rather after the fashion of a reverse Pygmalion