Porridge - SCRIPT

Porridge - SCRIPT $19.99

Craig Hawes

Published by Musicline

Large Mixed Cast
"Once upon a crime ..."

A huge crime wave hits Happy Valley and soon there's a caseload of mysteries to be solved!

Who stole Ma Hubbard's recipe book?

Who kidnapped Marigold the cow?

And what dirty secret is Papa Bear hiding behind his Porridge empire?

It's down to Private Detective Jack Spratt to uncover the terrifying truth in this tale of mystery, mayhem and breakfast cereal!

Join Jack, Goldie Locks and a cast of crazy characters including barmy billy goats, loopy lumberjacks, a potty police squad and a runaway cow in this brand new side-splitting musical comedy

It's a familiar tale, told like you've never heard before with familiar fairytale folk brought to life as you've never imagined!

Porridge has all the ingredients of a delicious production - packed with spoonfuls of sparkling songs and bowlfuls of belly-laughs, this hilarious show will leave your cast and audience wanting seconds and shouting for more!

Age Guide KS 2 (7-11)

Runs about 60 minutes

26+ speaking roles (doubling possible)

Easy to stage and costume

Click the Speaker and listen to a Sample of the Songs ...

Once Upon A Crime
The Porridge Pot
Boys In Blue
It's Up To You
While The World Is Sleeping
Happy Ever After

No pianist required


"A clever story, hilarious script and fabulous songs that our whole school loved performing. The parents and pupils are still talking about it - a spectacular success!" ~ Joanna Hall, Head Teacher

For a CD of Backing Tracks + Sound Effects, click here

For a CD of Vocal Tracks, click here

The CDs include Overture, ALL Songs, Special Effects, Play Ons and Play Offs in the order you need them enabling production and direction to take place without specialist musical expertise

For a Performance Piano Score (Grade 5), click here

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