None of the Above

None of the Above $12.99

Jenny Lyn Bader

Published by Dramatists Play Service

1 Male 1 Female

Jamie, 17, a sophisticated New York City private school student, answers the door one day expecting her drug dealer and instead finds her SAT tutor

Things degenerate from there ...

First Jamie tries to get out of being tutored and then she tries to cut a deal with the tutor, Clark

He doesn't have much sympathy for her plight

They clash right away and seem to have very different values and priorities

But as the play progresses, Jamie and Clark negotiate an unusual pact

Soon enough, all the snap judgments these two have about each other will get thrown out the window, and they'll both be surprised by what they learn

"A snappy new comedy about the risks people end up taking when they're trying to safeguard themselves ... with wit and candor, the two characters deftly dissect entitlement, intelligence, and isosceles triangles" ~ The New Yorker

"A teen comedy, urban satire, intellectual caper and romance, all rolled into one ... Plenty of charm and smarts!" ~ Time Out

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