Love Is Murder

Love Is Murder $9.99

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Tim Kelly

Published by Samuel French Inc

5 Male 5 Female

Alright, we all say we don't read them

But we do

Every now and then, we sneak one, just to be able to say how terrible they are

They're Romance Novels, and they're everywhere!

And this spoof of the satin-and-lace literature industry will keep your audiences in hysterics

Valentina Velour, the Queen of Romance Fiction, opens Honeymoon House to a television program

Unfortunately, someone has left a dead man in the closet and a wacko called The Rose Killer is bumping off the love scribblers

Confusion and madness abound as vitamin fanatics, cops, literary agents and writers collide

The whole madcap mess concludes with the exposure of Valencia's arch-enemy and an affirmation of her philosophy - "Romance will be here when men and women no longer walk the earth!"


"Kelly knows how to make sure the laughter never lets up" ~ India Press (CA)

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