Kitty Kitty Kitty

Kitty Kitty Kitty $13

Noah Haidle

Published by Dramatists Play Service

Kitty, a suicidal housecat, finds his true love in his clone - the first successfully cloned housecat, Kitty Kitty

They give each other hand-jobs, but Kitty Kitty doesn't love Kitty back

So Kitty decides to make another clone of himself, the title character Kitty Kitty Kitty

But something goes wrong in the cloning process, and he makes more copies of himself

Each one more retarded than the last

The final clone - Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty - communicates in nothing but grunts and yells and drool

An off-beat comedy about love, unrequited love and regret

6 Characters, any gender

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