If a Man Answers


David Rogers from Winifred Wolfe

Published by Dramatic Publishing

4 Male 9 Female

Chantal's Parisian mother hands her a dog-training manual as the secret recipe for making a husband happy

"You must treat him like a dog," she warns

So Chantal is soon trying such directions as: "Praise him when he is learning to fetch and carry"

"Make the words 'come here' mean something pleasurable"

"Be sure to frolic with your pet a part of every day"

Chantal is doing fine in spite of the exotic models who swarm about her husband's studio until her friend Tina, a triple threat from Boston, comes to visit her

Chantal confides the secret of her happy marriage to Tina, who promptly tips off Chantal's husband

Fireworks follow!

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