Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Going to the Theatre - But Were Too Sloshed to Ask, Dear

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Another hysterically funny and bitingly savage Guide from The Masked Man of Theatreland ...

West End Producer - the mysterious and anonymous cult author of the hugely popular Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Acting - But Were Afraid To Ask, Dear - now returns with the ultimate guide to the theatre-going experience

This cornucopia of fun, wit and wisdom is aimed at anyone who's ever been to the theatre

Or who thinks they might like to try it one day

Packed with insider know-how and naughty advice, it includes tips on:

What shows to see and what to avoid (how to see the hits and not the shits)

Where to sit (without developing ongoing neck problems and deep vein thrombosis)

How to combat theatre rage (and get to the ladies' loos before anyone else)

What to eat (crisps, sweets, or kebabs?)

What to wear (from the correct attire at press night, to the importance of a good, reliable codpiece at Shakespeare's Globe)

And, crucially, how to leave early if the show is rubbish (a 'shrubbish')

It will even help you save a bit of money

Also included are many of West End Producer's most wickedly astute tweets and potted histories of some of the greatest West End shows

This crazy celebration of all things Theatre could also make a great gift for the thespian in your life

REVIEWS

"All the crucial facts, naughty wit and insider knowledge that every theatregoer needs to have. Hysterically accurate, bitingly savage. Read this before buying your theatre ticket. Fab-u-lous, darling!" ~ Craig Revel Horwood

"This book had me snorting prosecco out of my nostrils, dear. Hilarious yet chock-full of insider tips and some stuff we all think about the theatre we know and love, but wouldn't dare say whilst sober. Glorious" ~ Meera Syal

'West End Producer is shaping up to be the theatre's version of William Goldman - funny, astute and incisive, slyly twitching aside the curtains of the West End to reveal its most embarrassing secrets. A must for theatre-lovers (and haters)" ~ Joanne Harris

'West End Producer does it again! His shrewd observation and deliciously waspish words neatly skewer and illuminate the rarefied world of theatre" ~ Colin Baker

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Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Acting - But Were Afraid To Ask, Dear

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