Published by Dramatists Play Service
2 Male 4 Female
Waldo is having a bad day
He’s afraid of crowds, spiders, skyscrapers, flowers
And brown soap
Also, his father won’t stop being Scottish
His therapist wants to seduce him
His ex-girlfriend could spontaneously combust at any moment
And the new woman in his life seems to want something else completely
Will he manage to find true love?
Or, at the very least, mow the lawn?