Dead Men Don't Itch

The comedy noir is populated with private eye Jake Chapel cracking wise with beautiful sexy femme fatales

And crooked cops in the pocket of hard-nosed mobsters

And the sweet young innocent who gets caught up in the mayhem

It also has an abundance of duplicitous dames, punk gunsels, missing sisters, and stolen Chinese jade statues

And a clog dancing monk

And more film noir clichés, innuendos and double entendres than you can shake a loaded roscoe at

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