Cupid Is a Bum Is a Bum Is a Bum


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John Kirkpatrick

Published by Samuel French Inc

3 Male 3 Female

The new electronics machine at the University can do anything - correct examination papers, write the president's speeches, arrange marriages

But when it starts quoting love poems when it should be doing geology, the young professor in charge decides something is wrong

It is only after Elsie's matrimonial plans have been wrecked and the professor beaten up by her irate boy friend that the secret comes out

The computer has fallen in love with the electric typewriter!

It has to marry off the professor to his secretary to get rid of them and be alone with Corona Smith

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