Any Body Home?


Carl Ritchie & Elise Dewsberry

Published by Dramatic Publishing

2 Male 3 Female

Real estate broker Susan Strafficona wants to hold an open house, sell a condo and earn her commission

Frustrating her attempts are the owner's fiancé who is bursting to prove his masculinity; the little old sex-pot next door with her deadly herbs and a scorpion named "Shirley"

Along with the international police on the trail of the mysterious "Phantom" and a rival real estate agent who will don any disquise in his attempts to steal the listing

Oh, yes. And the owner-who is dead and laid out on the sofa!

An uproariously funny farce

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