America's Next Top Bottom

Be prepared to compete in categories that include: Would You Know Your Best Asset If You Saw It? (identifying your booty in a PowerPoint line up of derrières); an absurdist spelling bee; imitating your favorite historic character in a gay costume pageant; composing your own Manhunt or Craig's List profile; surviving the Beef Up That Butt and Boogie choreographic segment and finally, using your butt to demonstrate a range of emotions from "jealousy" to "ennui"

Divas Tyra Skanks and Janice Dicklessone are our hostesses, assisted by our special guest choreographer, Little Richard Simmons!

All out to prove who is the "bitchier bitch"!

M11,F2 or M13 if female impersonators are cast

TO READ THE OPENING SCENES, click here